scratch & dent salve (big jar)
it’s a first aid kit in a jar • good for scrapes & bruises, small burns, cuts, & other minor damage • (please don’t use it on anything too serious) • perfect for hiking, rock climbing,...
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They’re gonna want something, but you’re just not sure what. They’re allergic to spearmint…or is it cinnamon? Their birthday is TOMORROW OH CRAP. It’s all good. We’ve got you covered.
View Articleall the bug stuff
because it’s hard to have too much bug stuff • i mean have you seen those mosquitos • good smellin bug soap & • good smellin bug stuff & • bite sting & rash salve • just to be really,...
View Articleso many lip balm
so many lip balm • so many • actually all six • one of each • here’s what you get • • spearmint • lavender lemonade • everything citrus • tangerine vanilla • dark chocolate • blackberry it’s simple •...
View Articlelavender lemonade bath salts (really big)
lavender was always a scent to me • not a flavour • but one day i tried a glass of nice cold lavender lemonade & everything changed this is the really big version • for people who like a lot of...
View Articlekyphi bath salts (really big)
kyphi • once an ancient Egyptian sacred incense, now truly decadent bath salts • redolent of hot sand & scorching sun • the classic resins • frankincense & myrrh • with cinnamon & spearmint...
View Articledragon’s blood bath salts (really big)
i could talk about the dragon’s blood resin • (it’s fascinating stuff) • but that’s not actually what’s in this soap • patchouli, plum, and cherry get the smell right though this is the really big...
View Articlewicked girls bath salts (really big)
for we will be wicked & we will be fair & they’ll call us such names & we really won’t care so go, tell your wendys, your susans, your janes there’s a place they can go if they’re tired of...
View Articleso mint, very foot soak (only bigger)
good stuff to stick your feet into • specially if they’re achy • fill a bucket with hot water, pour this in, & get your feet in there • this is like the smaller foot soak • only bigger it’s very...
View Articleachy merchant feet (only bigger)
also good for the feet of autocrats • line marshalls, ladies in waiting, heralds • con staff, Mummers & whoever’s running the art show • probably you too, you’ve been on your feet all damn day...
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